Well, let me tell you y'all, this ain't your momma's roast. This here's a legendary night with the one and only Ron White. He'll be ripping those big names like they're just outta the oven, and you better believe there ain't no thing off limits. He's got a sayin' sharper than a razor, and he ain't afraid to use it.

• Prepare yourself for some serious laughs, folks. This ain't your grandma's church social.
• Pack your bourbon, 'cause Ron White loves a good night out.
• Make sure you be ready to roar!

Get your stubs now, 'cause this ain't gonna last long.

Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast

Ron White became a legend when he decided to ridicule some of Hollywood's biggest names in his special, "Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast." The crowd was flowing and ready for laughter. White didn't disappoint. He went after celebrities like a rabid dog, flinging insults that were both cruel and clever.

• His material was so good, it left the audience crying with laughter.
• People couldn't get enough of his savage humor.
• If you want to see a comedy special that will destroy you, then "Burning Down the House" is a must-watch.

Ron White proves once again why he's the Emperor of roast comedy.

Laugh 'Til You Cry (About Ron)

Prepare for a night of side-splitting fun as we gather to disparage the one and only Ron! This ain't no birthday party, folks. Get ready for some brutally savage roasts that will leave you laughing. Our lineup of comedians is packed with punchlines sharper than Ron's hairline.

• Expect| shocking revelations about Ron's present
• Witness| the unveiling of Ron's most embarrassing stories
• Bring your A-game for| a night of pure, unadulterated chaos

This ain't your grandma's roast. This is a full-on take-down of Ron. Don't Ron White Comedy Roast miss out on this legendary night! Tickets are going quickly.

Gin & Giggles : The Uncensored Ron White Roast

Alright, folks, buckle up because this ain't your grandma's roast. Ron White's back with a fresh batch of rants, and he's serving them up straight, no mixer. This ain't a stage for the faint of heart. Ron's going deep on everyone across the stage. You'll be laughing so hard, you might snort.

• Prepare yourself| stories about wives,
• drinks
• in general.

Take it from me, Ron White ain't pulling punches. This is the real deal, folks. Raw, uncensored, and hilariously offensive.

White Hot Heat: A Ron White Comedy Inferno

Grab your tequila and get ready to cry, folks. Ron White is back with his new show "White Hot Heat", and it's hotter than a firecracker. This ain't no family-friendly act, this is Ron at his finest, laying down truth like a hammer. He'll taunt everything from relationships, and leave you groggy. So grab your buddies and get ready for a night of pure, unadulterated Ron White. Trust me, you won't regret it.

The Roasting of Ron White

Well, get this, the audience were in for a wild time when they brought out this esteemed comedian, Ron White. This was a full-blown roasting session. Those comedic barbs flew thick and fast! The whole thing was pure pandemonium as Ron White, the self-proclaimed "Tater Salad King," tried to keep his cool.

He handled it like a champ, even when they went after his drinking habits! The best part was seeing his look of bewilderment as the roasters laid into him. It was a night to remember and I'm telling you, if you missed it, you need to catch up!